The Friday Shitpile: Comics edition!

I’ve been on a doodle kick this week, so for today’s Friday Shitpile, I will be posting some of my better joke comics.

Still waiting to hear back from Disney.


A mantra for all the parents out there.


There’s a pretty big plot hole on Bane’s face, guys.

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Garth Vader would also be a pretty solid Wayne’s World mashup.


And finally, a “yay, 2016!” comic strip.

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The one word we need to ban from politics

I’m trying something new today! My first-ever webcomic. I apologize for the terrible art, but hey, you’ve been putting up with terrible writing for god knows how long, so my guess is you’ll be okay with this. It’s a coincidence, by the way, that the second dude kinda looks like me.

If I could ban one word from politics, it would be:

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Not “hypocrisy.” Not “hypocritical.” Just “hypocrite.” Why, you ask? We are all, after all, very used to this kind of hypocrite:

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Scan 2

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That guy’s a douchebag, right? Why shouldn’t he be called out for being a douchebag? Mostly because we refuse to acknowledge the same in ourselves.

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Scan 7

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For every this dude:

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There’s this dude:

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We’re totally fine with contradiction when it’s within ourselves, but we get shockingly unsympathetic when it’s in others.
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The insane complexity of human existence makes hypocrisy necessary to function on a day-to-day basis. The pure can’t survive in a messy world.

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None of this is to say that hypocrisy is okay. Just because we’re flawed people doesn’t mean we shouldn’t hold ourselves to a higher standard and keep working on ourselves. But calling someone else a hypocrite is useless.

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Ultimately, the paradox of the word “hypocrite” is this:

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